suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom #it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life I swear everyone on this site is high.
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
the things I think about
I know that there has been a question circulating that asks when Ryan Gosling is going to become Ryan Goose. I have come up with an answer that makes sense to me. Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion at the age of 47, Lil’ Bow Wow changed his name to Bow Wow at the age of 16. If we average these numbers we get 31.5 and Ryan Gosling is currently 32 so wither he is going to become Ryan...
I've been using this site for 4 years.
steam-powered-nakodile: clockwork-lives: yaspookyshisno: asgardianette: aurorinthetardis: skarosoul: 0650pm: If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay! this is the best thing ever I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME this is genius DO THIS AND TYPE IN...
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
can we just
castiel-is-a-gangster: look at how fucked up and perfect drake and josh was no but really
sleepingwithsirens0n: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST” “I CANT DRIVE” “WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
Disney is inspiring.
Finding Nemo: Just keep swimming.
Toy Story: Reach for the sky.
The Lion King: Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days.
Cinderella: Even miracles take a little time.
Alice in Wonderland: They say if you dream about something more than once, it's sure to come true.
Winnie the Pooh: If you live to be 100, I want to live to 100 minus a day so I never have to life without you.
Peter Pan: All it takes is faith and trust.
Lilo and Stitch: Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind.
Tangled: It's okay to run away with strange men.
Loll the last one
himym-life-lessons: Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby? Because i do.